Quick Start Guide
Electronic gadgets often come with a Quick Start Guide, also known as, “If you won’t read the instruction manual, at least read this one page, you lazy bum, before you break something.”
SO... one of our riders gave us this great idea: a Quick Start Guide. If you don’t want to read all of this lovely yet annoying web site, here’s the minimum you need to know to have fun on the ride.*
When Is the Ride
Saturday May 12, 2018
How Long Is It?
There are four routes -- your choice:
40 miles • 50 miles • 70 miles • 100 miles
When and Where Do I Show Up on Ride Day?
If you are taking our optional transportation:
5:30 a.m. sharp. (Yes, it's too early. Yes, we're nuts).
W. 33rd Street between 11th Ave and 12th Ave
If you are getting to the start line on your own:
ALL routes start and end in the same place:
The Picnic Pavilion
Orient Beach State Park
40200 New York State Route 25
Orient, NY 11957
Driving directions here.
(NOTE: At one point the start/finish was going to be the Greenport Harbor Brewing company. That is NO LONGER the start/finish line. We still love those guys; just a change of plans.)
Check-in is from 8 a.m. - 9:30 a.m. ONLY. (If you're doing one of the longer routes we recommend that you try to start closer to 8 a.m.)
If you want to do the escorted version of the ride
Meet at the Greenport, NY start line at 9:00 a.m. If you take our optional transportation from Manhattan you will be on time for this.
What Time Can I Start Pedaling?
There is no mass start -- you can start to pedal as soon as you check-in
The Route Map & Turn Sheet
We do not release the route map or turn sheet in advance. A couple days before the ride we will also distribute digital copies of the route sheet for those who want to navigate with their smartphone or bike-mounted GPS.
Is the Route Marked?
Yes. Details here.
How Do I Register?
There’s ONLY one way -- click here.
How Much Does it Cost?
This is a fundraiser for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. The minimum fundraising goal is $150.
Anything Special I Need to Know?
We ride rain or shine -- no rain date, but we offer optional rain insurance here.
Bring a cell phone if you can
*A friendly note from Glen, your tour director and humble servant who loves you no really. If you decide to just read this one page and skip the rest of the web site, that’s cool... see you on the ride!
BUT... if anyone emails to state:
“I read the one-page summary, but how come there wasn’t any info on [some topic that is covered clearly in excruciating detail elsewhere on this web site]?”
...that person will be immediately transferred to our help desk in Bangalore, India.
Of course if you DO read the web site, or at least TRY, and STILL can’t find the info you want, by all means drop us a note! I’m always glad to hear from you and will answer your question personally.
Ride Hard. Have Fun. Don’t Act Like a Jerk.